Resolutions…..hmmmmm.  My first was to keep self made deadlines on this blog…and the first deadline was today.  I have 6 minutes…can I do it?

Damn right I can if I don’t say much….5 minutes left.   What else…what else…I need another resolution….pffft…please, like I’m gonna keep any of them.  I need to stop lying about making lifestyle changes.  Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyways.  (I stole that from someplace, can’t remember where, but I always wanted to say it….and it is true)

2 minutes….I need to learn to type faster!!

Happy New Year!!!!!